Man of Exception

The Dark Side of Being Famous, Rich, and Male

Jason Whitlock pulls out the race card too often. Sometimes he plays the role of absolute hypocrite. But, sometimes, he knocks out one of the park.

This is that one.

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Breasts: The Ultimate Male Dilemma

This is something only a real man would comprehend. Everyone else will just find this article very tasteless.

Here’s the scenario: You’re at a club, on mySpace, at church, wherever, and you see a woman with HUGE cleavage. Her face is like a 5 or 6 (average, slightly above average) and she might be a slight bit chubby, but her tits are just big and there isn’t much you can about it. For some genetic reason that is unexplainable, you’re just mentally-engorged in her tits. You picture what they look like without that tight halter-top, without that bra you know she didn’t find at Victoria’s Secrets. They’re just there, and there is nothing you can do to control the urge.

Even I, the great semishock, has had sex with a woman because of her breast size; I was so captivated by her bosom, I completely ignored the fact she was maybe a 5 on the “10 scale”.

This is the ultimate male dilemma.

What is the typical male friend response to this statement: “I had sex with this girl last night, and she was decent looking”?

If you guessed, “How were her tits?”, you’re smarter than the average bear.

Most men, if the breasts are big enough, will override a woman’s physical looks for sexual purposes.

Women cannot get away with, “Well, he had a big dick” or “His body was amazing, so I had to do it.”. They could try one of these excuses, but they cannot necessarily win anyone over with it.

It is a sad double standard, but women must have, well, standards; standards that outclass a man’s porous logic in who we sleep with.

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The Reinvention of Marriage (and Why I Will Never Be Tying the Knot Anyway)

Due to absurd traditions, there are certain limitations placed on love and life. As just mentioned, marriage is supposed to be in accordance to particular rules; an unwritten code that determines if a relationship is “working”.

If these rules were “working”, divorce rates wouldn’t be as high as they are.

Facetious as it may seem to the common couple, there is a lot of potential in “alternative” relationships.

Though I’m still in my 20s, I’m already three years deep into my decision to never get married. Might be a bit premature, but with many 20-somethings already engaged or married, I thought it was an opportune time to have such an opinion on the topic. It also gave me more time to find a woman who is also not interested in signing her life away.