You’ve met this amazing woman and you’re ready to go all the way. It’s hot and heavy in your bedroom and clothes are ready to fly off. She takes off her top to reveal an amazing set of C-cups and you’re fully erect. She then tries to lift off your shirt, but you’re reluctant. You try to keep the momentum going, but with every attempt of shirt removal being rejected, you see her lust fade. You can’t take off your shirt though. She’ll see “them”. “Them” being the reason you don’t take your shirt off in the pool, why you don’t walk around topless around your house, and more importantly, why you can’t take off your shirt at this moment of passion.

Gynecomastia is the technical term for “man breasts”. This additional fat located around the nipple area causes tons of embarrassment for most men, since at their worst, they resemble the woman breasts we know and love.

You know those body builders with their firm pecs? That’s Gynecomastia as well. It’s just controlled Gynecomastia. Your man flab can look like that as well, no matter how bad your man titty problem is. The prominent way for men to lose these unsightly creatures is to work out, primarily focusing on losing body fat and developing chest muscles. It’s not a quick fix, but it is the safest option by far.

If you’re a lazy sack of shit who doesn’t believe in working out, there are many anti-estrogen prescription drugs available (such as tamoxifen) that can counter the effects of gynecomastia. If your chest fat problem is excessive, and your money situation is fortunate enough, you should consider plastic surgery to remove the excessive chest fat. Whatever solution you decide to use, just know Gynecomastia is treatable.

Additionally, avoid the following clothing wise:

• White t-shirts: White is the color of death for people with fat on their torso; it shows every imperfection.
• Gray t-shirts: Gray is the color of death for people who sweat a good deal, especially if you produce “boob sweat” from your man jugs. Ewww…
• Horizontal stripes: Vertical stripes make people look taller; horizontal stripes make people look wider. Yeah… you can figure out why to avoid horizontal stripes.

You shouldn’t have to fear being in your own skin because others might judge; it WILL happen and it’s out of your control. Only thing you can do is give them something less to talk about (and give yourself something less to worry about, especially if you have a small penis too!).

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