Rare occasion I admit something so personal, but for a long while, I suffered from the most horrific thing a man could suffer from: I couldn’t feel my penis during sex. I would pick up a 40-pack of standard Durex or Trojan condoms at Walmart, meet a nice female, strap on a prophylactic, go to work, and feel absolutely nothing beside the latex rubbing against my lust appendage.

After recently finishing a box of condoms, I decided it was time to try something new. I realized that for years, I have been treating my penis like a second-class citizen. By using these inferior condoms, in my mind, I was setting back exceptional men for decades and decades¹.

Like mostly everything else in life, the solution to my problems was only a Google search away.

Okamoto Crown Skinless Skin Condoms might be the best thing to ever happen to my penis.

Though I might sound like a spokesperson for the company when I make this remark, but: It almost feels as if I’m not even wearing a condom when I use a Skinless Skin. It provides the protection from pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases every man is looking for, but is constructed to make the sexual experience more enjoyable for not only me, but for the woman in my life².

Crown Skinless Skins measure in with a thickness of 0.0018 of an inch, making it the thinnest condom currently available in the market, plus have a length of approximately 7.5 inches, which would explain why it is the choice of many porn sets across the world.

I did some additional research about the condoms prior to writing this article and it seems many, many people around the world agree with my opinion. I read hundreds of customer reviews before purchasing and not a single reviewer gave the Skins less than three stars out of five. More importantly, Condom Depot and Rip ‘N Roll (two of the highest-regarded condom websites) both rank Crown Skinless Skins in their top three ranked condoms. The adoration for the Skinless Skin is rampant.

The only mainstream knock on the rubbers would be the availability issue; you aren’t gonna be able to find these at your local corner store, pharmacy, or Walmart. I recently purchased 100 of the Crown Skinless Skin condoms at Amazon for $15, with shipping included. Doing the math, that is less than 20¢ per condom. 20 cents!!! If you were to buy a 12-pack of condoms at your local store, it could cost up to $15. With the cost of living getting higher by the week, saving money on intercourse is essential!

Your penis is the most important thing in your life; more than your family or friends. Unlike everyone else, it will never leave you, so treat it right: Buy a pack of Skinless Skins!

1. Alright… not that serious, but you get the point. [↩]
2. More like the women who are stupid enough to have sex with me, but that doesn’t sound very classy, does it? [↩]

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