Dating

You can read the Dating results here.

Dating is a big thing for men, as it helps them get sex, but many men are not really scholars of the whole “dating scene”; the results concur with that statement:

1. Only 25 percent of men feel that there is no such thing as a soul mate, which means only 25 percent of men have logical intelligence. Fascinating!
2. 70 percent of men believe marriage is a necessary institution; one they will participate in to help preserve it. I wonder how many of that 70 percent will actually marry someone they will stay with for a long period of time and actually be happy with? 2 percent sound fair?
3. Only 20 percent of men would make their potential wife sign a prenuptial agreement. So the 25 percent of men with logical intelligence is now down to 20 percent.
4. 23 percent of men have never cried over a woman. Of that 23 percent, I’m guessing 60 percent are complete liars, so let’s say the real number is closer to like 8 percent.
5. 69 percent of men say they wouldn’t cheat on their girlfriend/wife, no matter the situation. Yeah, right! Throw Angelina Jolie or Eva Mendez in their face and I bet that number tumbles like the Dow.
6. Finally some real balls: 59 percent of men would dump their girlfriends if they put on considerable weight. Right on fellas; you’re making me proud!
7. 0 percent of men believe that the woman should pay for all of the dates. I guess my vote didn’t count?

Sexuality

You can read the Dating results here.

Easily the most popular section in the survey but just as easily the section with the most lies and contradictions.

The numbers from the Sexuality section puzzle me, so we’ll start with the biggest head-scratcher:

1. 17% of men report having had over 15 sexual partners, but only 9 percent have had more than 10 one-night stands, thus, that 17 percent number seems very high. I look at my own research¹ and only 6 percent admitted having over 15 partners and while it might be a biased sample, 17 percent is relatively high for a group of men that do not indubitably get random ass.
2. 44 percent of men have supposedly never lied about their sex lives; those people are called “virgins”.
3. 1 in 5 men have paid for sex and, stunning enough, that number sounds about right².
4. Half of men want a bigger penis and half are happy with the one they have. I’m confused!
5. Three-fourths of men would have sex on the first date while more than half of woman won’t ³; talk about a disparity in agenda!
6. Biggest laugher of the survey: Allegedly, 15 percent of men have had a threesome involving two women? 15 percent have experienced the FFM? You got to be kidding me. I’ll say the number is around 5 percent, if that.
7. 3 percent of men masturbate more than 15 times a week. That’s a lot of erectile abuse.
8. 77 percent of men believe homosexuality is a lifestyle choice which means 77 percent of men are completely retarded and still living in the 1950s.
9. 86 percent of men do not want their girlfriend/wife having more than 10 previous partners. To me, that’s silly; the experienced ones are better in bed!
10. Only 35 percent of men consider their butthole to be “protected territory”; a number which makes me cringe a bit.
11. 76 percent of men have never taken an STD test, which means either most men are virgins, clean, lazy, or afraid of needles; part of me hopes it’s not the latter.
12. 1 percent of men, if limited to only one type of sex the rest of their lives, would prefer something from the “other” category. That scares me more than the 65 percent of men who like things in their rears and the 76 percent of men walking around with no STD tests under their belts.

1. I interviewed about 100 guys in 2006 for book research. [↩]
2. … though the ratio probably gets lower as men get older and become more pathetic. [↩]
3. You can get that info from the Great Female Survey, but I talk about that in another article. [↩]

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