You clicked on the “about” icon because you want to know something about the one they call “semishock”, so here is some important information you should know before you formulate any kind of opinion about me.

Height 6′0″

Weight 210 lbs

Residence New Jersey

Occupation Marketing, Public Relations

Relationship Status Happily unattached

Favorite man Robbie Williams

Hated man Dane Cook

Favorite singer Craig David

Favorite movie Fight Club

Favorite TV show Nip/Tuck

Favorite food Pizza

Favorite alcoholic drink Southern Comfort and lime

Favorite professional athlete Randall Cunningham (Eagles 1990s)

Favorite professional wrestler Randy Orton

Favorite MMA fighter Andrei Arlovski

Favorite porn starlet Gianna Michaels