If you need to contact me about anything, use the contact form below.

“Anything” includes:

1. Site errors If something is wrong with the site or one of the links, let me know. The sooner, the better, so the rest of the site doesn’t suffer.
2. Personal questions Want to know if I have pets, a lisp, or a multi-million dollar bank account, just ask. I’m usually very open to questions, as long as you don’t ask to marry me. I have a huge fear of commitment.
3. Questions about the book While I can’t get too in-depth, I’m more than happy to answer minor questions about my upcoming book. Due to copyright issues, I won’t be able to cite anything in the book, but any suggestions are more than welcome.
4. Permission to use material from MOE on your site or blog – Either message me or leave a trackback. I’m not very picky about who uses my material, as long as I get the credit for it.
5. Information about advertising on MOE – I use several CPM and CPC affiliate programs to pay for the site, but if you’re interested in having a prominent position on MOE’s main page, let me know.
6. Praise/criticism in general I’m a big boy; I can handle being badmouthed, as long as its constructive and not generally vindictive. If you don’t like something I say on the site, acknowledge it in the comments. Still, if you like the site, let me know too. I do the site for the people and if the people like the site, I feel good about it, so adore me with your words!
7. About 1000 other reasons If you just wanna say hello, go right ahead. Want to tell me to go fuck myself? That’s fine. I don’t really care why you contact me, as long as you do, and as long as its not spam. No spam; it just doesn’t taste good.

If your reason for contacting me is legitimate, odds are, I will respond to you as quick as possible. If you message me with something ridiculous or perverted, odds are, I will post it on the site (anonymously of course, since I don’t want to give you any recognition). Comprende?

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